TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANING:::

TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANING:::

TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP
When someone gives you a dirty slap, and
all you can do is hold your face and walk
away.. That is take away slap.

2. RESOUNDING SLAP
That is when after you are hit. You keep on
hearing some funny sounds in your brain
like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will
start singing christmas Carol.

3. FORMATTING SLAP
That is the slap that makes someone forget
instantly what he or she was doing..You
find yourself asking questions like
"what did I do?"

4. EXPLANATION SLAP
When someone gives you that kind of
slap..you find yourself explaining the
situation to the nearest person out of your
own accord..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN Dey
WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O.

5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP
When you receive this kind of slap all you
will do is just stand right where you are
and watch the person walk away.

6. RHETORICAL SLAP
The moment you download the slap..you
start asking questions that don't need
reply..like
JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME?

7. SWEET SLAP
This is the type of slap that when a girl
downloads it sweetly on your cheek
whether is painful or not, you start
blushing.

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP
This simply has to do with the physical
reconstruction of your face when given to
you' the length
of your face will be raised to power two,
your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.

9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP
When you receive this slap (it proves
effective when it's given to you all of a
sudden) when you be able to speak
spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together.

10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP
You will start seeing different colors and
you head will turn
to nest whilst birds will be flying all around
you.

WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU
EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?