TRIDENT GUM

Friday 7 March 2014

FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:::

FUNNY QUOTE OF THE DAY:::

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?

Every time I walk out of Math class I want to cry. Now I have to go fail my Math exam, be back in 2 hours. 

Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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